It was a stark, cold Wednesday
afternoon.
But it was Wednesday everyday to
Bram. This one was just colder.
The morning rain gave way to dew,
which gave way to freezing that bestowed an icy kiss from the tips of trees to
the grassy roots, a gentle ashen shell. Thermometers refused to wake up,
leaving even the most ‘reliable’ weathermen a few degrees short of predicted
lows. It was the kind of cold that made the air heavy in metal or smell more
like the ocean, you could never tell which. A disgruntled ambience blanketed
Townwide as people who dressed warmly, now not warm enough, walked faster and
drove slower wishing for mittens. Hands moved quicker and there was more
nudging, as if the permafrost iced manners as well as grass. Chlorophyll filled
ice spears jutted heaven bound on the front lawn, awaiting an impatient heel to
test their firmness, releasing a healthy crunch when it did, then yawning back
up in stout resolution as fresher treads brushed off ice queen illusions from
the dying rose hedges ahead.
He really should put in a walkway
to the steps, getting tired of playing cold-feet through the driveway everyday.
As easy as slapping down slabs of stone. Throw up a lawn gnome or two and you
could call this place a home, or it’d give a better impression of one. Increase
property value too, probably. A little paint, some floral décor and who knows.
That’s what people wanted nowadays anyways, as if the world lost it’s third
dimension around the same time the last cannabis crops of ’69 went up in smoke
and everything was just the way it looked. What you see is what you get. And if
it’s different than what you expect, you left a negative comment on the
seller’s eBay account.
Some might not be happy with the
direction this Wednesday was heading in, but to Bram Stoker, it was just
another Wednesday, though it might have been Thursday, because Thursdays were
just like Wednesdays, which were just like all the other days of the week.
Whatever Wednesday this was decided to be colder. Tough. Can't change the
weather, but the weather wasn’t about to change Bram. He had worn sandals
everyday since he stopped wearing shoes. He owned a pair of black sneakers;
they guarded the front floor tiles and received the loose change too lazy to
turn itself into a candy bar or tic-tacs by the time it got home. Cold, cold
was for penguins, geriatric patients, and guys who wore patterned scarves. Bram
would claim he learned to conquer cold when he walked the length of Colorado,
the diagonal way, South to North, and came to settle over in North Cali for
good. In telling the story, it was his resilience that weeded out the cold from
his nerves—not the massive amount of chemical intoxicants he may or may not
have smoked, shot, snuffed, or otherwise forcibly administered to his blood
stream through a range of orifices. Sure Bram was, was still, and would be a
hippie at heart, but he didn’t have to be a pansy about it. He never’d hug a
tree, he’d probably say it was in the way of something, or punch it, or say
something crass about its mother, depending on his level of intoxication at the
time. This could be the same reason, despite the sandals, that his footfalls on
the front lawn were more then the wintry grass beneath braced to bear. Bram
crunch-crunched his way to the curb and paused briefly, almost stumbling, to
see his morning paper stuck to sidewalk.
Bite me Wednesday. You ain’t
special. Just cold.
After slipping the ragged sandals
off in the cockpit of his ’86 Monte Carlo, Bram sat on his seatbelt, kicked the
ignition on without warning, choked into reverse, gave the tires a healthy spin
for a few rotations, and took the road on his way to the County Sheriff’s
office.
You have such an amazing way with words and descriptions!
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