Now this is a story all about how
Palette town got flipped-turned upside down
I gotta catch 'em all
With style and flair
Now I'll tell you how I became a pokemon master extraordinaire
I was 11-years-old and my mom said "Go away"
So the tall grass is where I spent most of my days
Trainin' and battlin' thinking I was so cool
Takin' kids' lunch money instead of going to school
Until that evil Team Rocket
Who was up to no good
Started stealin' pokemon from here to Cinnawood
I got in about 1000 fights and no one cared
They said "You're going HM03 Surf to get there"
I fought and defeated them day after day
Getting stronger and collecting badges along the way
I helped out Bill and got an S.S. Ticket
I hopped on my bike and Oak said "Now now stupid"
8 badges, man this is rad
My dudes are level 50 and kicking ass
Beating the Elite Four should be easy, right?
Hmmmmm OH FUCK DRAGONITES
He got a critical hit but I had nerves of steel
I used my max potions, revives, and all my full heals
I beat Lance and thought the game ended there
But then he said "nope, there's still a kid with goofy hair"
I was super effective and beat him with earthquakes
And finally I got to say "Yo DICKBUTT smell ya later!"
I looked at the Hall of Fame
And I was already there
The champion pokémon master extraordinaire
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